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  • pocketbeastie:

    So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

    (via nanananabatflashhhh)




    honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

    My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 


    (via meanplastic)



    fight his ass, i only fear god

    This nigga got bricks on his face and game over on his throat, ya’ll can take that 3XL by fighting the spawn of Satan and Coolio, being in Chipotle to order something and fighting for a spot in line at Chipotle but it ain’t that serious.

    He look like he been to the shadow realm a couple of times.

    (Source: oppossum-fried-rice, via arandomwhitedude)




    why do people get excited when I message them back on here i’m a 16 year old boy that laughs at a cheeseburger sitting on a windshield with ‘perfect day’ playing in the background

    The only reason I followed you was because I thought you were Josh Peck from drake and josh.


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