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    Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

    This is actual Nazi shit!! And people wanna act like anti-semitism isn’t still EXTREMELY dangerous!

    Holy shit…..

    this was a HOAX. some random dudes just handed out these notices. still a horrible, offensive thing to do, but the government is not doing this. the second holocaust isn’t happening. stop spreading fear and panic.

    it’s a fake



    I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

    I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum. 

    (via sophrosynic)


    so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.

    anti-choicers are incredible

    (via axioa)


    Russian Photographer Katerina Plotnikova Takes Stunning Photos With Real Animals  These photos may look like it, but they are not photoshopped. These shots were made possible with the help of professional animal trainers.

    (via somanyfragilethings)


    FACT OF THE DAY: Few animals other than humans are known to use tools to accomplish tasks.  One such animal is the North American shrew, which uses quite a developed method to create wings with which to fly. 

    First, the shrews work to gather pulp and leaves, which they chew and spit out over and over again until it is the perfect consistency.  This process can take several days.  Eventually, the pulp is fashioned into a wing-like design.  It is then coated thickly in tree sap to reduce wear and tear during flight. 

    Once completed, the shrews elect within their own populations those individuals who are best adapted to flight.  These “pilots” are typically the thinnest and tallest shrews, and they also generally have superior eyesight.  Finally, after a brief training course, the pilots equip their wings and are ready for flight. 

    (via frightenedlight)

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