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    This is so disgusting omg

    it really is.

    fucking wow

    This is so sad

    yall making too much of a deal of this who cares 

    Yeah sure, who cares.
    Who cares when people would rather line up like this every year to spend hundreds on a damn phone than give/donate even just a few dollars to a charity or help out those in need and struggling to sustain themselves.
    Spend hundreds to buy an iPhone or spend less than a hundred to change a life?

    this just in: human brain incapable of caring about more than 1 thing in a lifetime, iphone owners will never spend money on anything other than a phone ever, buying products of own money because you want them makes one incapable of empathy or knowing about charity

    in other news: tumblr users still pretentious shits on high horses who think that they’re better than everyone based on nothing but holier-than-thou assumptions

    (Source: a-crosstown, via gabite)


    long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

    (Source: flapwagon, via asvprock)

    There’s so much time in a day,

    You could have breakfast, lunch, and dinner on 3 different continents.

    You could outline the book you’re going to write, start the screenplay adaptation, and watch “Gone With The Wind,” before the sun even sets.

    Spend a day at work, and still have 16 hours left over.

    Or you could just think 60,000 different thoughts as you tool all over the place.

    Hey, the record for climbing Mt. Everest is under 9 hours, leaving 15 to nap and go Yeti searching. There’s so much time in a day, so much.

    —    The Universe (via gossipinq)

    (via beneathmyveins)

    God damn I was so belligerently drunk last night. Sorry to everyone

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